As we go about our daily rituals here at Rosemary Farm, I am reminded of a fabulous episode of the Twilight Zone. It was about aliens who came to Earth to help man produce more food and relieve human starvation. The Earthlings knew these aliens were benevolent because they found a book belonging to them and translated the title : “To Serve Man.”

To Serve Man
In a typical Twilight Zone twist, the episode ended with a man shouting to a line of people boarding the alien craft: “…To Serve Man – IT’S A COOKBOOK!”
In the Twilight Zone of Rosemary Farm I shall begin this blog by shouting “To Serve Chicken” is NOT a cooking blog!
It seems at times our life here at the farm is in the service of the animals. At this moment there are 43 of them – and only two of us. 15 of the chickens are only six weeks old (they live in the sun-room down the hall from our bedroom) and they require feeding about five times a day.

More Chicks
We only have nine horses here at the moment (they do not live in the house – thank god). Seven are in the lower field together and two more are in a field across the way. The morning graining ritual is no less than an hour. Each horse has there own bowl and the grain must be put out in order so no one gets insulted. Lead horse first then the mares then the young horses. Careful attention must be paid to the routine as it will change as herd dynamics fluctuate. Putting out the hay is less regimented. We can put out round bales (900 lbs each) with the tractor, but we also feed plenty of small square bales (50 lbs each) which we carry here and there mostly by hand. So how often do we have to haul out all those bales of hay? Turns out, horses require about 40 to 60 Lbs. of hay a day in the winter – each. You do the math.

Molly at the Gate
Then there are the full grown chickens out in the coop. We only need to put out food once in the morning for them. In the summer they are let out so their food is spread around, and they forage for – bugs I guess. But in the winter food must be carefully arranged in the coop so everyone can eat and there are no chicken fights. The term “pecking order” comes to mind here. We recently had a new hen move in (I think we are listed in the Chicken Zagats Guide) and has not been completely accepted by the other hens so she needs to be fed separately.

The Coop
The two bunnies don’t get along either so one is in the house and one has an outdoor hutch. They get the same food, just in two different locations. Once the chickens, horse and bunnies are all taken care of the cats and dogs who live both in and outside the house and have been waiting patiently get there bowls filled. They also have a predetermined ration of both wet and dry food and of course order is important here too. Some of them eat faster than the others so precision timing is a must to assure a peaceful mealtime.

Feeding Time
By time we finish the morning feedings it is all we can do to make ourselves brunch. Inevitably it is too late to call it breakfast and we have to get everyone else fed first or we just would not be able to enjoy our own meal. We do allow ourselves the luxury of coffee BEFORE serving our masters animals.
As evening falls, it is a perfect time to sit out on the observation deck and watch the the sun set over our majestic hills – except, of course, it is time for the evening feedings and the ritual of “locking down” the farm for the night. The sunset will have to wait.
The chickens need fresh water before being closed up in their coop. The horses need to be brought to their appropriate stall or pasture with sufficient hay and water for the night set out. The bunnies get some carrots and fresh water because in the winter all still water must be changed often or it freezes. Then it’s time to fix the evening meals for the cats and dogs and replenish the food and water for the baby chicks.
The sun has now long set and a quiet darkness has befallen the farm.

Evening Falls
The sunset did not wait for us. At least we can start to fix our dinner. Tonight it is pasta (or something simple to fix) because after feeding all the creatures large and small it is just too much to trouble to make a fuss for ourselves.
So if you ever want to get the full flavor of country living, drop by the farm anytime; we’re serving chickens morning, noon and night.

At Your Service